It's a miracle!

A few thousand Venezuelans die as the result of a massive earthquake, but find one six-month-old baby alive in the rubble of a collapsed building and everybody starts blathering about "miracles."

AI on Tunein

Everyone’s afraid of AI. I’ll join them when TuneIn stops playing half my ads in Spanish, a language I don't understand.

Update: Days after posting this, TuneIn started serving me ads in Chinese. I kid you not. 

We Get Used to Things

A gecko with an English accent reps an American insurance company (founded in the U.S. in 1936, if you didn't know). Pro tip: consumers will accept ludicrous, especially if it's repeated.