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When It's Your Birthday on LinkedI
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(Humor)
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LinkedIn could speed up the community policing of inappropriate content, like people posting adorable pictures of their dogs wearing costumes, by offering a programmatic "Put your silliness on Facebook!" ...
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Created on 24 March 2021
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'No Meat!' ...
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(Humor)
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Stalled line at a McDonald's drive-through outside Atlanta. Patrons yell a warning to us from their car window before we get stuck with the others. "The grills all down! There's no meat!"
Wasn't The Walking ...
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Created on 07 March 2021
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3.
In Praise of Vapes
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(Humor)
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Why don’t smokers toss the unused end of their cigs into garbage cans, including those weird looking, fluted receptacles one sometimes sees outside bars that have been specially designed for this purpose? ...
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Created on 01 December 2019
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The Curious Case of Tom Petty's Deat
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(Humor)
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... (assuming you can get them to roll down a window of their air-conditioned BMW.)
Reading the Billboard obit didn't shed any light. The music trade paper's web site tells me that Petty died "at his Los Angeles ...
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Created on 04 October 2017
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Mini review: “Alien: Covenant”
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(Humor)
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... “Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”
While Ash appreciates the organism, David dedicates himself to creating one. (He also meticulously sketches their various ...
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Created on 23 May 2017
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My Reality TV Show Pitch
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(Humor)
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My treatment for a new reality TV show, featuring three powerful men looking to reboot their careers:
"Right of Way" will star pugnacious ladies man and (former?) Fox host Bill O'Reilly and easily ...
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Created on 12 April 2017
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Slot Machine Panhandlers: A Modest Proposal for Las Vegas
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(Humor)
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“This will be good for panhandlers. Not knowing which are real and which are slot machines, people will increase their contributions to all people asking for a handout, hoping they’ll get lucky.”
Walking ...
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Created on 13 March 2017
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That Drone Deafened Me
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(Humor)
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... again. (Cicada trivia: These insects, a suborder of Auchenorrhyncha, spend most of their lives as underground nymphs, emerging only after 13 or 17 years.) It's a "heavy" cicada season here this year; their ...
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Created on 12 August 2016
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Rebar and Speaker Wire: The Problem with ‘Star Trek’
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(Humor)
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As the Kirk and Chekov run through what’s left of their disgorged, crashed starship, I kept thinking, “It looks like a Best Buy after a tornado.” In one scene, I’m pretty sure I glimpsed a mangled, ...
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Created on 26 July 2016
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Spiceworks Announces Free IT Help for Community Members
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(News)
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... encourage people to post their experiences with us and the partners,” he said. “It keeps us honest.”
To promulgate the new program, Spiceworks last week introduced a partner program, designed for ...
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Created on 27 September 2015
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"Mom and I are getting divorced" ...
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(Humor)
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... hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't cal ...
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Created on 30 October 2013
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Business Marketers Intensify their Data-Driven Mantra
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(Search - Web Links / My Clips)
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Created on 10 June 2015
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TIBCO Podcast: Live Streaming Data—How to Analyze, Anticipate, and Act in Real Time
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(Search - Web Links / My Clips)
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TIBCO’s own Mark Palmer, SVP, integration and event processing, sits down with technology journalist Ellis Booker to discuss the evolution of live streaming data. Proponents of Big Data in every industry ...
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Created on 18 May 2015