LinkedIn could speed up the community policing of inappropriate content, like people posting adorable pictures of their dogs wearing costumes, by offering a programmatic "Put your silliness on Facebook!" button. The value of this button would be surpassed only by LinkedIn's existing "Happy birthday!" button, which provides an annual opportunity for people I don't know to send me a thoughtful, personalized happy birthday message with the words "Happy birthday!"

Stalled line at a McDonald's drive-through outside Atlanta. Patrons yell a warning to us from their car window before we get stuck with the others. "The grills all down! There's no meat!"

Wasn't The Walking Dead set in Atlanta?

Social media influencers record themselves reacting for the first time to other social media influencers recording themselves reacting for the first time to a movie or song.  

Typical Microsoft land grab. I had to install MS Teams for one client. After that, every time I started my computer, Teams would launch and overtake my desktop. Notice that I was never given the option by Teams to automatically start. Microsoft just figures, "We assume you use our beautiful, beautiful software ALL THE TIME." Nope. Fortunately, it was easy to deselect the autostart behavior, at least in Ubuntu Linux.