... report ended, “He passed away at his Santa Monica home.”
Wait, what? Malibu isn’t Santa Monica or vice versa, as residents of these two, nearby-but-unquestionably-separate coastal cities will tell you ...
... end of the call asked why I'd screamed mid-question, I told them a large reptile had just attacked me. Everybody thought I was making a joke.
Pro tip: If you're a home-based bureau chief, don't conduct ...